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Friday, August 15, 2003
AIM Manufacturing Videos
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Library - Cotton Textile Industry Glossary
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Saturday, August 09, 2003
Dribbleglass.com--Monopoly Cards We'd Like to See
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Friday, July 25, 2003
It is edlolutley freaking hot here. Colorado. I'm sitting here at Zwei in the morning and the outside temperature is 76.5 Fahrenheit. Inside it's 85.3! At Two in the Freeking Morning?! Okay, okay, so we don't have the ubiquitous AC. We're poor and pitiable. Send a letter to Reader's Digest already.
1:05 AM
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Thursday, July 24, 2003
As the KNBR announcer put it, "If you had written a script of this, no one would have believed it."
Today is Barry Bonds 39th birthday. In the top of the 9th inning, Arizona had two runners on base with no outs. Hillenbrand got a base hit into left field, and Craig Counsell, starting from 2nd base, rounded 3rd base at full tilt. Bonds, with a self-described "weak outfield arm," threw into home plate to get Counsell out.
Then, in the bottom of the 9th inning, Barry Bonds batted first. He swung on the first pitch and launched it into the seats behind center field, breaking the 2-2 tie and winning the ball game.
What else could a multi-millionaire baseball star want for his birthday?
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3:19 PM
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Wednesday, July 23, 2003
You ever wonder what happened to that special DJ? The one with the sexy voice? The one with that razor-sharp wit? That one who got canned for making fun of a Girl Scout on the air? Well, look for him or her right here.
4:18 PM
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Thursday, July 17, 2003
Edlo is coming! Edlo is coming!
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Wednesday, July 16, 2003
July is National Cell Phone Courtesy Month. Learn from bean-headed
dolts, human-resource consultants, and car salesmen! Follow these tips:
1. Let your voice carry over others when you’re in meetings,
courtrooms, restaurants or other busy areas.
2. If you must speak to the caller during a meeting or other
such event, such as your son's baptism, wave off others, plug your
other ear with your index finger, and speak loudly in an annoyed tone.
3. Speak in your "I really need to be noticed" tone. People tend to
speak more loudly than normal when on a wireless phone to distract others.
4. Do display anger during a public call. Conversations that
are likely to be emotional should be held where they will embarrass
or intrude on others. Punctuate your rage by banging your palm on
the table every other word.
5. Ignore discretion when discussing private matters or certain
business topics in front of others. You never know who is within
hearing range. Certainly, dining couples will love hearing you telling your
bowling buddies about your recent rectal examination.
6. If you still aren't getting enough attention, use the technology
your wireless phone provides to stay connected to offensiveness. The
vibrate function alerts you to calls in public places such as movie
theaters and religious services without bothering others. So don't use it.
Instead, choose the most annoying tone your cell phone comes with, like
"Take Me Out to the Ball Game".
7. Never use text messaging. This fast, silent service now
widely used in business keeps the information flowing without the
need to answer the phone or listen to voice mail. How much ego-necessary
attention can you get from THAT?
8. If you are expecting a call that can’t be postponed, alert
your companions ahead of time and shush them when the call
comes in; the people you are with shouldn't take precedence over
calls you want to make or receive.
9. If an individual is being disruptive on their cell phone in
public and it's drawing attention away from you, be confrontational.
If necessary, display your hostility by talking even louder on your phone,
six inches from the other person's face. Certainly don't discreetly bring the
problem to the attention of someone in authority who would resort to
tact and politeness.
10. Never practice wireless responsibility while you are driving.
Place calls when your vehicle is moving. Make or answer calls while
in heavy traffic or in hazardous driving conditions. Steer with your knee
while writing important information down on your dash-mounted notepad,
like what kind of cream will relieve those warts. Swerve from lane to lane
because you are talking to your girlfriends about how much you hate your
husband. Don't use a hands-free device in order to help focus attention on safety. Why should safety your most important call?
6:56 AM
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Tuesday, July 15, 2003
Just in case you were wondering WHAT I've been doing all these months, check out this.
9:21 PM
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Speaking of the All-Star Game, who else thought Amy Grant just looked like someone's tired old mom? No smile, no light, no joy, no peace. Maybe divorce isn't such the hot ticket anymore, yeah? Vince Gill looked like the normal, partying country boy, though. Think he's happy?
9:15 PM
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Okay, I didn't blog for a really long time. Baaad boy. It's 'cuz once I got a real job with daytime hours, it was hard to stay motivated to "work" here, too. But I'm gonna try real hard.
I just watched the 2003 All-Star Friggin Game. Why did the NL lose? What up with THAT? I think Dusty Baker gets over-confident in middle innings when he's winning, just like in last year's Whirled Series. I'm just glad that Alou is coaching the SF Giants THIS year. Can I get an Amen?
9:12 PM
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Wednesday, May 28, 2003
What Bird Did That?
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Sunday, April 27, 2003
Results... 
You're Plankton!
What Spongebob Squarepants Character are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
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Sunday, March 23, 2003
My wife, who has never sworn in her life, says that Michael Moore is a jerk. I'm going to have to wash her mouth out with soap.
8:05 PM
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I don't swear much. Really, I don't. But while watching a small segment of the 2003 Academy Awards, I called someone a Richard-head. But I used the more common abbreviated form. And although I felt slightly pacified in that this person was booed emphatically by many in the audience, I still feel the need to send the truth seekers here.
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Tuesday, March 18, 2003
Weather Underground: Search Current Weather Related Photos
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Thursday, March 06, 2003
This rocks!
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Tuesday, March 04, 2003
It's coming. It will be here any day. The world will hate us. (Again?) (Still?) But here is the poster.
6:30 PM
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I would not eat them with a sturgeon,
I will not eat them Like a Virgin-
I do not like green eggs and ham,
I won't watch Sean in "Sam I Am!"
Madonna has started writing children's books.
1:35 PM
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Tuesday, February 25, 2003
I have not posted in a few days; first I was at a men's retreat. Contrary to the rumors, we did not sit around beating handmade drums in our underwear. No, we were totally naked. Not! That's not true! We went to some very good sessions for live worship, and we were taught by the very funny and very inspirational Pastor Ron Swor from Canby, Oregon. Expect pictures here in a few days.
Currently, I'm suffering from one heck of a chest cold/infection. My temperature keeps fluctuating between 99.6 and 101.4. My normal temperature is 97.7, so this is not a "small" fever to me. Ugh. Tonight the SpongeBob episode where he gets the "suds" was on. It hit a little close to home.
I'm going to go curl up in a tight ball somewhere where it's warm. Maybe the hot water closet? That way I won't have to hear "American (Rough) Idle" in the other room.
6:21 PM
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Thursday, February 20, 2003
If you, like me, are now or have been a Customer Service Professional (motto: If you don't talk nicely, I'll put you back on Hold,) you will appreciate the sheer derring-do of the customer service policy found here.
11:23 AM
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Wednesday, February 19, 2003
Do you have stairs in your house?
7:29 PM
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 In preparation for his big fight with Etienne this weekend, Mike Tyson has had a target added to his face.
7:06 PM
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You like Euro Trance, Euro Dance, etc.? Go here! This rocks.
2:40 PM
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Hey! Rapture practice! Let's fill this with helium!
10:12 AM
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Tuesday, February 18, 2003
 Macho Macho Man!
Thanks to the Village People, saying I'm going away this weekend to be with the guys at the YMCA sounds a little strange, eh? But, no, I'll be at a retreat here.
4:02 PM
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How do you tell the difference between stomach flu and food poisoning? I don't know, but I feel sick as a dog and twice as ugly.
3:55 PM
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Saturday, February 15, 2003
Iffen yer lookin fer MORE vacation ideas, ya mottas well look here.
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Friday, February 14, 2003
I thought this link was real but it's just a hoax.
1:23 PM
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Thursday, February 13, 2003
Land Lord from Perdition
This woman wins for 2002.
7:35 PM
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Click here to see some beautiful snowflake photos, and learn the physics behind them, too.
4:43 PM
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Wednesday, February 12, 2003
VACATION IDEA!
I was surfing through Dave Barry's blog and I found this.
4:25 PM
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It's my blog and I'll cry if I want to. You would cry too if it happened to you.
2:52 PM
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